December 2011
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I wanna marry Adele because of reasons
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Doer, dói todos os dias, mas quem se importa?
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Set Fire to the Rain
funny-pictures-uk:
Adele Explained.
I really don’t know what to do.
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What J.K. Rowling thought whilst writing Harry...
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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DICIONÁRIO ALFACINHA/TRIPEIRO: →
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trevo4folhas:
FRASE 1: Lisboa (L): Não tenho a certeza se vai ser possível fazer isso! Porto (P): NÃO FAÇO ISSO NEM QUE TU TE FODAS!
FRASE 2: L: A sério? É incrível! Diria mesmo impressionante! P: PUTA QUE O PARIU! AI, PUTA QUE O PARIU!
FRASE 3: L: Claro que isso não me preocupa! P: TOU A CAGAR E A ANDAR!
FRASE 4: L: Eu não estava envolvido nesse projecto! ...
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Tira esse vazio do meu peito.
– Pedro M. (via sociedadeemdeclinio)
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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witharedguitaronfire started following you
Saw U2 and Harry Potter on your “About” and was like “SOLD!”
I’m here seeing the U2ers getting U2 stuff for christmas and I’m just like “ok, so my family doesnt know me then” ‘-‘
why are 10 yr olds talking about sex? wtf
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thievesandbeggars asked: 9, 37, & 39 (: